Conspiracy Corner: Government tampers with time

For some time now I have been keeping careful track of suspicious activity within the time/space continuum. At first I was a skeptic. I didn't want to believe that our government might be tampering with time and space. But the evidence is overwhelming. I believe now is the time to speak out.

On July 19, 2012, Skype popped up an alert for a friend's birthday. After opening Skype, no mention of a birthday could be found (nor on Facebook). Upon further inspection, it was found that Skype has July 20, 1900 logged as this friend's birthday. Apparently, time/space fluctuations had sent the birthday notification a full day into the past.

On August 16, 2012 a friend responded to a comment I made on Facebook microseconds before I posted the comment.

On August 22, 2012 during roll call for the states, Arizona called in with "Aloha from Arizona." Hawaii called in with "Howdy from Hawaii." Possible spatial tampering.

August 22-23, 2012: several reversions were noted on Facebook. Profiles of people I had defriended still showed up as friends. Notifications received were disappear and reappear intermittently...sometimes receiving the same notification twice. Same with statuses and comments. Evidence suggests that this is due to interference from sun spot activity with the government's time/space experiments.

You may have noticed most of these incidents involve the internet or phone. This is because electrical fields are especially sensitive to fluctuations in the time/space continuum. For example, the phenomenon known as "lag" is caused when the continuum self-corrects itself (the continuum is very resilient).

I have also received information from a reliable anonymous source that the U.S. government will perform a major time experiment on Nov. 4 of this year, possibly permanently altering the time/space continuum. Stay alert. I do not know how long this has been going on or what damage has already been done. For all we know, we could be living in alternate universe, completely oblivious to the fact that the timeline has been wrecked.